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  2. Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family?

    Me: *sits with family*

    Me: *gets insulted by entire family*

    Me: *goes back to bedroom*

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  4. mspamdrew:

earlofslander:

burnt-roses-fallen:

The Death Rose (Rosa calvaria) is a rare and mysterious plant species. Beautiful when blooming, the buds form skull like faces when wilting.
Biologists still don’t understand how the Death Rose forms these shocking designs as they are impossible to grow in lab experiments.

Oh my Beyonce

Pretty. But I doubt it’s naturally occurring.

    mspamdrew:

    earlofslander:

    burnt-roses-fallen:

    The Death Rose (Rosa calvaria) is a rare and mysterious plant species. Beautiful when blooming, the buds form skull like faces when wilting.
    Biologists still don’t understand how the Death Rose forms these shocking designs as they are impossible to grow in lab experiments.

    Oh my Beyonce

    Pretty. But I doubt it’s naturally occurring.

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  6. deanleysen:

These commercials would be so much better if they left them in.

    deanleysen:

    These commercials would be so much better if they left them in.

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  9. My boyfriend won me this basket of chocolate 💕 tonight was a good night and a good night was very much needed!

    My boyfriend won me this basket of chocolate 💕 tonight was a good night and a good night was very much needed!

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  10. tastefullyoffended:

musicalwaysfindsaway:

luckystrikesandtallthings:

waywardswagabond:

we went on splash mountain today

We’re in a stable relationship

I’m surprised you weren’t asked to leave for all that horsing around in the front

There is nothing about this picture that isn’t quality
like despite the couple in the front there’s the guy absolutely freaking out about them kissing and trying to protect jane crocker’s innocence
there’s those two people behind them that absolutely cannot believe what they’re looking at 
and then there’s the guy in the back who is waiting for jesus to take him away from all this nonsense

    tastefullyoffended:

    musicalwaysfindsaway:

    luckystrikesandtallthings:

    waywardswagabond:

    we went on splash mountain today

    We’re in a stable relationship

    I’m surprised you weren’t asked to leave for all that horsing around in the front

    There is nothing about this picture that isn’t quality

    like despite the couple in the front there’s the guy absolutely freaking out about them kissing and trying to protect jane crocker’s innocence

    there’s those two people behind them that absolutely cannot believe what they’re looking at 

    and then there’s the guy in the back who is waiting for jesus to take him away from all this nonsense

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